Category Archives: Ephemera

If I title this wrong, it will diminish the beauty of the photo.

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A statue of jesus crucified, mounted on a telephone pole.

My Latest Trip to New York

I’ve been there quite a lot, lately. This last weekend’s highlight was a spectacular time on the High Line.

Didn’t Want To Let Go

Paige Bennethum holding the hand of her father during muster. Staff Sgt. Bennethum was being deployed to Iraq.

Paige Bennethum holding the hand of her father during muster.


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My Toast at Chris and Carolyn’s Wedding

This weekend, I was lucky enough to be the best man at my friend Chris’ wedding. It’s the first time I’ve actually been part of a wedding party. The scariest part, for me, was the toast at the rehearsal dinner. It wasn’t the presentation that had me worried, it was the content. I wasn’t sure if it should funny, embarrassing, sentimental, or what blend of the three.

Two or three weeks before the wedding, though, a good friend sent along an essay by Andre Dubus, “Charon’s Wharf”. It spoke to me immediately. So here’s what I read at the dinner.

Tilt-Shift: Leave it to the experts.

I first ran into this tilt-shift effect in Harper’s Magazine a few years ago. You make a regular photograph look like a photo of small things taken by a macro lens. This is done by messing with the “focus” of the photo. Done right, the subject looks like an impossibly elaborate model.

I like that this is playing with assumptions that are built on artifacts of a technology. If macro lens users could have avoided it, they wouldn’t have so much of the photo out of focus. But they must, so they learn to use it to their advantage and we, the audience, grow to understand the fuzziness of macro shots as part of our shared visual language. And then Photoshop turns all that upside-down. Sweet.

Vincent Lafloret has my favorite example of this:

If I was better at model building, I’d do a series of photograph pairs, one of something real, post-processed with this tilt-shift effect, paired with a photo of a model with a macro lens.

Instead, thanks to tiltshiftmaker.com, I started playing with the treatment with some photos I’d already taken.

So this photo from inside the Basilica in Montserrat:

Meridian Hill Park: Full of Fail.

Meridian Hill Park, which is also known as Malcolm X Park, is at 16th Street NW and W Street NW in Washington, DC. It was built from 1914 to 1936. I had been told that it was created as part of a campaign to make Washington the host of the Prime Meridian. Many cities were vying for the privilege of hosting the arbitrary marker, and in the same way that a city will build a stadium to encourage the Olympic Committee, Washington organized Meridian Hill Park.

Here’s a shot that captures the… sloppiness that can be found there:

Though it’s a little down-at-the-heels, Meridian Hill Park still has an air of importance. Even if it’s an importance that’s mostly forgotten. For that reason, I think it’s a very romantic place.

Or so I thought. Wikipedia tells me that I’m wrong. Completely.

“Meridian” in “Meridian Hill Park” does not refer to the Prime Meridian. It actually refers to the “Washington Meridian“, which runs through the US Naval Observatory. Somehow, it cuts through the Observatory and through the park, 10 blocks east, where we find this plaque:

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USA 193 to get done by Barking Sands

Per slashdot, the folks at satobs have found this NOTAM that suggests USA 193 is getting shot down right around Maui. We can only assume that Barking Sands Missile Range will be doing the dirty.

Update: the deed will be done from a ship. That Star Wars crap would never work anyway. In other news, this whole operation is probably a very, very bad idea.

He’ll Save Children, But Not the British Children

Happy President’s Day.

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